Pacabol Fortuente

Level 1 Twinks

October 1st, 2007

You have to admit, a lot of crazy stuff happens in World of Warcraft. Whether it be a raid-size funeral ganking, or your run-of-the-mill extreme sex guild recruitment, WoW has something for nearly everyone. And so I bring you the LEVEL ONE TWINK.

Who needs the 10-19 bracket of Warsong Gulch when you can totally twink out your level 1 rogue? Why bother with all those Shadowfang Keep runs to grab an Assassin Blade … the last I checked it was about one drop every 85 runs. I don’t have the time to do that. And it can take a whole two days to reach level 19; that is time I could be spending owning nubs outside the Goldshire Inn.

Where creating level x9 twinks are all about Battlegrounds, making a level one twink is all about dueling in Goldshire or outside Orgrimmar. Sadly, Blizzard hasn’t yet implemented the level 1-9 battleground bracket (something about it being “utterly pointless”).

As there is really no green or better gear below level 5, the level one twink lives and dies by their enchantments. But with some +15 agility here and some fiery there along with a bit of +100 health and such, who needs epic gear to crush opponents 12 levels higher than you? Just don’t leave your starting zone, or you might gain a level … and who the hell ever heard of a level TWO twink?

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8 Responses to “Level 1 Twinks”

  1. [March 7th, 2008 / 12:35 pm] Cynthia:

    This rocks, I agree. Soo much better than the 10-19 battlegrounds. Go make some level 20s facepalm >:P

  2. [April 13th, 2008 / 4:25 am] lolpoop:

    Bah i have a 1 twink pally really good tbh i think i made a big mistake putting 12 dodge rating on cloak and 15 agil on gloves….

  3. [April 17th, 2008 / 3:22 am] sean:

    GIVE me the name of that 1st song in the vid i cracked up so hard
    and ya its really nice i have a lvl 1 twink warrior and its fun

  4. [April 17th, 2008 / 2:34 pm] Pacabol Fortuente:

    The first song called “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D from their first album.

  5. [April 17th, 2008 / 11:33 pm] sean:

    thanks =P

  6. [May 5th, 2008 / 5:58 pm] aaron:

    what enchat or whatever is it for dodge rating on gear and i’m trying to make a lv 1 twink maybe warrior or rouge so what weapon enchat would i need for that

  7. [May 29th, 2008 / 11:35 am] greenpoppet:

    15 agillty is good also fiery weapon is good for a weapon enchant

  8. [June 27th, 2008 / 10:55 pm] John:

    You can get brewfest stein as you weapon but It probably isnt worth it.

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