About Fortuente

Hey dudes, I'm Pacabol Fortuente. No, it's not my real name - it's a feckless pseudonym that I use because I, how is it put ... "hella blaze the ganj?" I believe that was the subcultural patois in use before I became a video-game-playing hermit.

Like some banal version of the phantom of the opera I spend long, isolated hours at the keyboard in order to prosecute the very serious business of being entertained. And serious business, it is. No realli!

"He-who-only-occasionally-sleeps" is my other name, though scholars maintain it is actually translated "He-who-usually-gets-five-to-six-hours-a-night-which-is-not-enough-sleep-but-isn't-like-the-end-of-the-world-or-anything." In other incarnations I have appeared as "He-who-does-not-shower" and "Inflamed-hemmorrhoid-man" always to guide my people to the promised land.

If you can't already tell, I am a big nerd. AND I RAGE!

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If you would like to contact me, you can do so below. Please, no solicitations unless you represent a massage parlor with a discount offer on happy endings or are an alien starfighter who knows that only my bong and I can save the galaxy.